The Perfect Gluten Free Sugar Cookies

December 22nd, 2009

Look….!  Aren’t they pretty..?  I still can’t believe I made those.

A few weeks ago I came across this blog - Bake at 350 .  You’ve got to go look.  Go ahead.  I’ll wait…. Okay good you’re back.  Can you even believe how amazing those cookies look?  I! know!

So… since Christmas is coming I decided to go ahead and give it a shot.  Gluten free, schmuten free.  Whatever.

I decided to go ahead and try her cookie recipe to see how it worked with my GF flour mix.  I wasn’t expecting much.  I was expecting it to turn out fine, but I didn’t think it would be any big deal.  I was so wrong.  It’s perfect.  You can go straight from mixing the dough to rolling and cutting it and putting it in the oven.  You don’t have to baby it at all, or refrigerate it first.  It doesn’t fall apart either.  Other than the GF flour, I didn’t modify it at all.   It was just like making regular cookies.  And they taste sooo good.  The cookies themselves aren’t too sweet so they hold up to having all of that sugar from the icing.  And they’re not heavy or dense.  They’re light in texture yet they hold together.  A total gluten free paradox.

I have to be honest and say I didn’t make my own royal icing, although I probably will next time just to get a wider range of colors.  But for these, I just used Betty Crocker’s Cookie Icing in the little squeezy bags.

It’s basically royal icing. It sets up hard and the whole bit, so you can do what Bridget does with all of the layering and other nifty stuff.  I also used some sprinkles I already had in my stash.  For the Christmas ornaments and the snowman face I used (clean) tweezers to place them.  On the stocking I did the white stocking cuff and letter first, let that dry and then did the red part so it wouldn’t bleed together.

I’ve got to say that when it comes to my kids, there’s nothing more important to me than making sure they don’t feel left out of anything because of food.  So when my daughter’s class did a Cookies Around the World cookie exchange, I had to make sure she not only had an international cookie to share (gluten free fattigmann), but she also had some really pretty cut out cookies too.

I can seem myself becoming totally addicted to making these.  So much fun.

Nooo…..

November 11th, 2009

I called Honeybaked the other day and their glaze contains gluten. Again. They went gluten free about a year ago and I guess it didn’t work out so well for them. They were gluten free at easter. Well at least they gave it a shot. If you’re having Honeybaked for Thanksgiving, have an extra piece for me k?

Oh well. Now I’ve got to figure out something else. I’m pretty bummed though. A friend of our’s was saying that he had a Honeybaked Turkey last thanksgiving. They put the same glaze on the turkey as they do the ham. He said it was the best turkey he ever had in his life. [sob..]

I’m looking at some recipe sites to see if I can figure out how to do the honeybaked thing on the turkey anyway. That sounds really good doesn’t it? Even if it doesn’t turn out perfect, I can’t imagine it being awful or anything. I mean it’s honey and spices. You can’t go wrong with that.

Found a copycat recipe on Recipe Zaar.  They say that Honeybaked uses a butane torch to caramelize the glaze on their hams.  There we go.  That’s what I was wondering about.  How on earth they get it crispy like that.  I was picturing my turkey being a sticky mess.  Now I have an excuse to buy one of those butane torch gadgets.  Awesome!

Girls Night!!!

November 7th, 2009

Last night I went out with a few friends and tore. it. up!  Woot!

Okay… fine.  We went to Joe’s Crab Shack for dinner (thanks to their gluten free menu that they emailed me ) and then walked around Old Sacramento.  But it was fun!

The picture is, from left to right, C, Maggie, me and Alexandria. Maggie and I have been close friends for years and we used to live just a few miles apart, but now we live on opposite sides of town. Which means of course we almost never see each other anymore. C is Maggie’s good friend and Alexandria is my good friend. It was great for us all to meet each other finally.

After we stuffed ourselves on crab and margaritas, we went walking around Old Sac to see what there was to do on a Friday night. As we were walking, C asked a bouncer we passed how much it was go get into that club and he said it was free. Fantastic! So we headed down the stairs and got ready to get our party on. There was nobody in there but us. Um… woohoo… Oh well. It was still only 9 or so, so it was way early for any crowds anyway. The bartender said that it had just opened the weekend before too. It ended up being a techno club, which I have to say wasn’t our thing, considering that most of us are either over or fast approaching 40, but they had a really cool patio area in the back.  It was a gorgeous night, so we spent a while out there.

We were about ready to head home for the night, but C said that we had to go to this one place before we left.  She led us down an alley to a place called The Back Door Lounge.  Oh my gosh!  As soon as we walked in I was in LOVE… It looks like a lounge from a movie. Dimly lit, red and gold velvet wallpaper, the whole deal.  To top it off, the lounge singer is fantastic.   Lee Diamond.  Not only is he a great singer, but he was friendly, talked to the crowd, made you feel like one of the regulars immediately and he was fun and funny.   Definitely somewhere we’ll go back to.

I’m a Pepper!

November 2nd, 2009

Yay!  It’s negative.  Here’s the run-down:  For the test, I measured out two cups of Dr. Pepper, put it in a stainless steel pot and simmered it down until it was down to half a cup.  So that’s what?  A 4x reduction?  It didn’t thicken up too much either.  It was still pretty liquidy and wicked up the test strip just fine.  I let it cool down to room temperature too because I was worried that heat might make the test not work right.   I looked at the strip under a good light too and there wasn’t even a faint line.  The control and hook lines showed up fine, so we have a negative.

So Dr. Pepper is definitely gluten free.  Well at least there’s that.  Honestly, I’m probably just eating (and drinking) waaaay too much sugar, especially with all of the halloween candy around.

I did take a glutenease as I was waiting for the test to finish and I felt better emotionally after about 15 minutes even after being down in the dumps a bit for a few days.  (In addition to feeling sick.)  Which coincides with me buying the halloween candy.   As far as I’m remembering the only halloween candy I’ve been eating have been the Baby Ruths and Butterfingers.  In my experience, Butterfingers are kind of a crapshoot.  Sometimes they get me and sometimes they don’t get me for months.  I’d bet there’s an occasional cross contact issue on their lines. So that’s an easy solution – stop eating the halloween candy.  I should also say that I tend to be on the more sensitive side when it comes to reacting to gluten.  I react to some things that most people don’t.  Like vodka made from wheat.  I can’t drink that, but I know most people who have gluten issues have no problem with it.  So your mileage may vary, as they say..

Besides, who needs halloween candy when I’ve got these – Glutino Sans Gluten Free Chocolate Covered Wafers. The ones in the brown box.  KitKat much?  OMG these are sooo good.  Not that I hide them from my children or anything.

This weekend I’m going to Joe’s Crab Shack with a bunch of friends.  I discovered they had a lot of gluten free stuff last summer.  Love it!  It’s kind of downtown though, which freaks me out to drive in.  I’m a suburbs kind of girl.  Give me a left turn arrow light and some nice wide streets to drive my minivan through and I’ll drive anywhere.  Throw a one-way street or paralell parking at me and I start getting shaky.   But apparently a steampot and Pop Rocks margaritas are my currency right now.  Who knew?

Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?

November 2nd, 2009

I feel better today.  Not as tired and headachy and my sore throat is getting better.

Right now I’m boiling down some Dr. Pepper to do a gluten test on it.  I’ve been really tiired and cranky lately.  Might as well check and see if that’s the problem.  I’m boiling it down so that I can boil off some of the water so if there is gluten in there it will be easier to detect.  I’m up to drinking several Dr. Peppers a day, so even if there’s just a small amourt of gluten, it might be building up and causing problems for me.  It’s also very possible that it’s  not gluten at all and it’s just the chemical crap and all that sugar in sodas in general.  At this point I’m just curious if it’s gluten or not.

Considering the fact that Dr. Pepper has sooo much sugar in it and I’m boiling it, I might just end up with candy.  I’m trying to keep the temperature low though.  So hopefully I won’t reach hard crack stage or anything like that.  We’ll see.

The plan is that once I get the Dr. Pepper boiled down enough I’m going to do an EZ Gluten test.  It detects gluten down to 10 ppm (parts per million) and I’m trying to up the sensitivity of the test by concentrating the sample by boiling it down.  So if there’s any gluten in there, I’m going to find it.

Or I might end up with a great big piece of Dr. Pepper candy.  Which wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world either…

Happy November

November 1st, 2009

I’m soooo glad Halloween is finally over.  I’m ready to be done with it.  I’m not much for horror  movies or anything like that, so by the time Halloween week rolls around I’m up to here with all of the scary movies and TV plots everytime I turn on the television.  I did more decorating for Halloween this year than I probably ever have.  Which means there are pumpkins on my mantle.  I’ve always got a lot of plans for decorating, but never quite get it together.  Maybe I’ll hit some clearance sales and see if I can get some stuff for next year.

Right now I’m fighting off some sort of a bug.  It’s just hovering in the headache and sorethroat stage right now.  Thank goodness oscillococcinum and zicam are gluten free.  I hate just sitting there and letting a bug get me.  At least those make me feel like I’m doing something that might help.

I’m going to be hosting Thanksgiving for our family this year.  I think I’m going to go the honeybaked ham route if they’re still gluten free.  As of Easter, someone on one of the message boards confirmed that the ham was GF, but it’s always better to reverify I think.  And it only takes a few minutes to email.  I’m hoping their ham and turkey are both gluten free so we can have both.  It’s a small group.  Just 8 adults, one teenager and four littles from 4-8 years old.

I’m planning on going the traditional route – ham and turkey, mashed potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes (chunks, not mashed), fried okra courtesy of my FIL and a big salad.  Then pumpkin pie for dessert.  I might add some other stuff if I’m feeling like doing it when Thanksgiving gets closer, but I think that’s pretty much going to be the basic menu.  As long as Honeybaked gets back to me with good news the only thing I need to really get that’s gluten free is pie crust from Whole Foods.  That’s easy enough.

I’ve also got my birthday in November.  I’ll be 39.  Woot!  I’m obnoxious about getting older.  I’m totally fine with it.  Some of the side effects, not so much.  But getting older in itself doesn’t bother me.

Today I’m going to try to get through a bunch of laundry.  I’m planning on going through my son’s toys and “putting them in the attic” (wink, wink..).  I always pull a few aside that I think he might still miss and keep them in the garage for a few weeks just in case he notices something is gone.  I went through my daughter’s toys a couple weeks ago and she’s done fine with it.  Fingers crossed that my son doesn’t freak about anything I can’t get back.

Guess who volunteered to be blog fodder?

October 28th, 2009

So, my husband read my blog  post this morning.  He walks in the room holding up his hand showing five fingers.

Five.

Five..  Five what?

$5.95 a month.  The blog hosting.  It’s $5.95 a month.  It was $80 to set everything up, but then it’s $5.95 a month.

(… )

But you said last night that it was $80 a month.

I just want you to take it seriously this time.

(…)

So yea… This time I’m taking it seeeeriously.  Oooo….  Watch out people!  It’s about to get seeeerious.  (snort..)

That was all of fifteen minutes ago and he’s already looking nervous.    Mwahahahahaa…

The Shoemaker’s Wife

October 26th, 2009

Hey look!  I’ve got a blog!

Again!

(ahem..)

You know that old story about the shoemaker’s family having no shoes?  Well, my husband is a computer guy.  Who wanted to host my blog on our own server.  So… yea…  No blog.

I mean, I had a blog.  Entries, pictures, heartfelt missives…  Then I stopped having stuff to write about.  Well, that’s not exactly true.  PLENTY to  write about.  Let’s just say I got sidetracked with IRL stuff and stopped blogging very much.  And I was coming up on my 100th post.  Which meant I had to write the 100 Things About Myself post.  Because of bloggy tradition and all…  So I was kind of stuck on pre-writing that.  Then there was the IRL stuff that pulled me away.  Lots of fun.  Some frustration, but no real drama.  Just life.

So along the way somehow there was some sort of computer thingy where our server that hosted my blog stopped working right and it got put on the back burner by my husband because I wasn’t actively blogging.  In his defense, he does work his booty off at work.  Like the shoemaker’s wife, I hate to ask him to have to do even more work when he gets home..  I was assuming that my blog still existed if you happened to stumble upon it, but it didn’t.  So if you found my recipes for gluten free graham crackers or gluten free goldfish crackers when I posted them a year or so ago, I really thought you could still access it.  Sorry bout that…

When I told my husband that we needed to get those posts back he made one of those noncommital noises that only computer guys can make.  If you’ve got a computer guy for a husband, you know the noise I’m talking about.  Kind of a verbal shrug if you will.  Better yet… I’ve realized over the years that computer guys are kind of like mechanics or carpenters.  So in those terms, basically my husband took off his baseball hat and scratched his head.  Then he looked at the sun, put his hat back on and wiped the back of his neck with his bandana.

As you can see, it’s a serious situation.  But I think he might be able to get the parts in by next week.

Where I was going with this originally is that my husband also realized that rather than hosting my blog on our own server, he should cough up the dough and have my blog hosted by one of those website hosting places.  So he got that all set up for me.  To the tune of 80 DOLLARS A MONTH.  Holy crap Batman!  No pressure or anything!  Geez…!

I feel like I should tapdance or something.  I’ve got to earn my keep now.  Ya ta da ta da ta…  Shuffle ball change… Flap ball change…

I’m a grate righter

September 5th, 2008

I’ve had some problems in the writing department over the last few months.   I was working way too much during a really stressful time in my life (we lost a baby in February due to an ectopic pregnancy).  I got myself so burnt out writing into all hours of the night in order to meet deadlines that I kind of lost it intellectually.  I started making really bizarre mistakes in spelling, word use and punctuation.  Which has always been extremely easy for me.  Things like knowing which form of to/two/too to use and hyphens had me completely confused.  I also was working from a dry creative well, which will happen to anyone after writing the 126th refi article, or trying to make organizing your closet sound like a grand adventure for the 25th time.

It got to the point where it was taking me so long just to write one article that I had to stop working for a while.  I was hoping that taking a break would fix whatever circuit that had popped in my brain.  I didn’t write at all for a while.  Then I started writing for myself and blogging.

After a while, I found that I was doing okay.  I’m still not back to where I was, but doing much better.  I started looking into work options again and got back in touch with people I used to write for.  One of my friends/clients encouraged me to apply to a company that hires web writers.  This company hires a lot of writers, puts up the list of articles that they need done and the writers can each choose what articles they want to write, as well as how many.  Sounds like a perfect way to slowly get back in the game.

So I was all ready to apply to that company.  I was going to send them my resume on Monday.  Then yesterday I confused meat and meet when I was posting a message on a forum.  WTH?!???  When I was writing the word, it tripped me up and it took me a second to decide which spelling was the right one.  Then when I was reading back through after I finished writing it, I realized I’d chosen the wrong spelling.

Obviously, someone has cast a vicious curse upon my homonyms.

Yea…  Nice two meat you.

Whatever.

I’ve found a new hobby

August 9th, 2008

All of a sudden I’ve started to get interested in decorating blogs.  Which is really strange for me.  Because I’ve always thought I had no hope in that department.

 I typically have the decorating sense of a 19yo frat boy.  I didn’t decorate our first house.  I didn’t decorate our last house.  All of the stuff that was left in the house we bought a year and a half ago is still just the way it was when we moved in.  The walls are still the same colors.  The valances in the family room, which are an ugly red and beige plaid, are still up.  The previous owners left us their huge entertainment center, which is kind of an early 90’s oak.   All of the shelves in the clear glass area are gone so things are just piled in there.  The previous owners also left the nails in the walls when they painted, so I’ve used the nails to hang things like clocks.  I’ve got my kids’ art work stuck to the walls with tape. 

 It’s not that I don’t like nicely decorated rooms.  I do.  But whenever I read decorating magazines or watch decorating shows, I just get frustrated.  Those people just seem to know what to do.  They take a pillow or a picture and can magically design a room around it.   Complete with art work, knick knacks and decorative painting.  I just don’t get it. 

Every once in a while I decide I’m just going to decorate and start shopping.   But everything is SOOOO expensive.   I can’t stand the thought of spending thousands of dollars on furniture, wall hangings and knick-knacks that I’m not going to like anymore in five years.   I’m way too practical for that.  If I’m going to spend that much money on something that’s just pretty to look at, I’m keeping it for a long, long time.   I mean, a plain couch serves the same function as a pretty couch, without the extra money spent. 

I do get decorating ideas.  I’ll look at a room and think of things I’d like to do.  But I never do them because I know in two or three years I’ll hate it and want something else.  But I’ll keep it anyway because of all the money and time I spent on it.  Over the last 8 years since we’ve been homeowners, I have gone through four distinct decorating schemes – all imaginary because I never did any of them. 

First was the green with sunflowers.  I was going to do kind of a country thing.  Cute little signs.  Sunflowers.  Watering cans.  Stuff like that. 

That was followed by the lavendar flower phase.  I bought a beautiful quilt set that had lavendar and yellow flowers.  Kind of shabby chic, but not.  I was kind of commited to this one.  I even covered our couch in fabric that had big purple flowers on it.  I used duct tape.  I wrapped the fabric like I was wrapping a package and just taped it.  It looked fine.  You couldn’t tell unless you lifted up the seat cushions.  And really.  Who’s going to come over to your house and start pulling your couch apart?  Nobody.  So it worked fine for me.  Loved it. 

Then there was the deep colors with gold accents.  Burgundys, emeralds and golds.  I was just going to do a couple rooms like that but I was picturing things like heavy velvet curtains and gold cording.  I’m especially glad I never commited to the burgundy bedroom with wrought iron accents.   Or did I?  I seem to remember a burgundy comforter set with the gold cording…  Hmm..  But I never did anything more than that. 

That was followed by the orange phase.   Which is my most recent phase and one I thought would really stick.  I loved it.  All the warm colors.  Very comfy.  But about six months ago I could feel myself losing interest.  Now?  I’m totally over it. 

That’s about an average of two years per decorating phase.  So you can understand why I’m so hesitant to commit to anything.  Could you even imagine all of the money that would have been wasted if I had completely commited to any one of those?  O!M!G!   It makes me nauseous just to think about it. 

So I end up not doing anything.  Which I hate.  A lot. 

But recently, I started reading decorating blogs.  Blogs like the Nesting Place , Bienvenue, Just a Girl , Joys of Home , Shabby Nest and A Soft Place to Land, among many, many others.  These women are geniuses.  They have taught me so much just by writing their blogs.  Here are some of the things that I have learned -

- Thrift stores, garage sales and clearance racks are awesome.   If you buy your knick knacks here, who cares if you give that vase to goodwill in two years.  And who cares if it gets broken.  It was only five dollars in the first place.  No big deal.  No long-term commitment. 

- Spray paint is a decorating tool.  If you don’t like it, spray paint it.  If you still don’t like it, try another color.  When your favorite colors change…  hey look!  Spray paint.  Or goodwill. 

- You can use scrapbooking paper for anything.  Cover a canvas with it and you’ve got a wall hanging.  Put it in the back of a shelf.  Use it as a matt for a picture.  Cover a canister with it. 

- Mistreatments.  The Nester, at the Nesting Place, coined this phrase.   She doesn’t do everything decorator perfect.  Her curtains aren’t sewn.  If you look really closely, the main thing she used to put something together was probably either upholstery tacks or hot glue.  Maybe both.   But like I said back when I duct taped my couch, who’s gonna look? 

- It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.   Another thing I learned from the Nester.  So what if your valance is a little off center.   It looks cute. 

- Somewhere on one of these blogs I also found my new favorite color pallete.  Black, white and apple green.  Too cute.   I can’t remember who this is from, but I love it.  So bright and breezy after my cozy warm colors phase. 

I actually went to Goodwill last week and found a couple of really cute items right away.  I’ve got them on my mantel right next to each other.  I’ll have to take a picture one of these days when I don’t have a half nekkid 4yo trying to jump in front of every picture.